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Humorality Celebrates First Anniversary!
It’s Humorality.com’s first anniversary, time to relive articles from the past twelve months!
(more)Doctors Perform First Successful Faith Transplant
In what is being called both a medical miracle and a miracle miracle, a team of doctors and chaplains has successfully completed the world’s first full-faith transplant.
(more)Federal Regulators Seize Seven Underperforming Senators
In a move meant to stabilize the current unease within the legislative industry, federal regulators seized the assets of seven underperforming senators at the US Capital.
(more)Red-Shirt Deaths on Starship Enterprise Reach 1,000
The USS Enterprise reached a grim milestone today as it announced the death of its 1,000th red-shirted security officer.
(more)States May Limit Third Trimester Cell Phone Contract Terminations
The Supreme Court today issued a ruling in a contentious case that has pro-choice advocates up in arms against their pro-battery-life counterparts.
(more)Obama Administration Adopts New “Opt Out” Immigration Policy
President Obama took some time out from his busy deficit-spending activities to sign an immigration-related executive order.
(more)Census Bureau Releases Corrected Numbers for All 52 States
The Census Bureau released an updated set of population numbers from each of the 52 states, plus the Pretend State of Washington, DC.
(more)Facebook to Build Fence to Protect its National Borders
Facebook announced today its plan to build the world’s largest border fence in an attempt to stem the flow of illegal users into its system.
(more)Fed Raises Unemployment Rate by a Quarter Point
The Federal Reserve announced today that it is raising the national unemployment rate by a quarter point.
(more)BP Discovers Massive Oil Field in Gulf Waters
British Petroleum announced this week the discovery of billions of barrels of oil intermixed with the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
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