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Blitzen Placed on No-Fly List
Blitzen the Reindeer has been placed on the Transportation Security Administration’s “no-fly” list just days before he was to help guide Santa’s sleigh on its annual Christmas run.
(more)Google Announces Car Key Search Beta
At a press conference held in front of a T. J. Maxx store in San Jose, California, Google announced today a new search tool for lost car keys.
(more)Crews Finally Plug Massive Campbell’s Soup Leak
Crews at the Campbell Soup Company headquarters in Camden, New Jersey, successfully capped a gushing soup well this morning.
(more)America Lists Louisiana on Ebay
Officials from the State Department posted an auction for the State of Louisiana on the popular web site Ebay.
(more)Obama to Invoke Emergency Superhero Powers
President Barack Obama announced today that he would invoke flight, invisibility, and other Executive Superhero Powers over the next three months.
(more)Hell has Hottest Summer on Record
In an alarming trend that has deceased environmentalists shaking their heads in disbelief, a heatwave across Hell has pushed temperatures into record territory.
(more)Humorality Celebrates First Anniversary!
It’s Humorality.com’s first anniversary, time to relive articles from the past twelve months!
(more)Doctors Perform First Successful Faith Transplant
In what is being called both a medical miracle and a miracle miracle, a team of doctors and chaplains has successfully completed the world’s first full-faith transplant.
(more)Federal Regulators Seize Seven Underperforming Senators
In a move meant to stabilize the current unease within the legislative industry, federal regulators seized the assets of seven underperforming senators at the US Capital.
(more)Red-Shirt Deaths on Starship Enterprise Reach 1,000
The USS Enterprise reached a grim milestone today as it announced the death of its 1,000th red-shirted security officer.
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