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Al Qaeda Recalls Thousands of Defective Bombs
In what consumer advocates are calling a victory for suicide bombers everywhere, Al Qaeda announced today the recall of more than 13,000 wearable explosive devices.
(more)California Legalizes Day Marriage
The state of California has passed a measure legalizing the right of couples to marry for 24 hours or less, also known as “day marriage.”
(more)Congress Passes Health Card Reform
Congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial Health Card Reform package.
(more)I've Got a Phone to Pick with You
I was a little apprehensive when my preteen son wanted his own phone. You yourself might be having this same anxiety, and he’s not even your kid!
(more)Congress Raises Taxes on God
Changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard 1040 form and all accompanying schedules.
(more)All Blogging Is Local
Humorality.com Book Review: The Huffington Post Complete Guide to Blogging, by the Editors of The Huffington Post
(more)Heaven Opens New Vacation Resort
In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort.
(more)Christmas Lights or Bust!
Christmas is a chance to reflect back on the time long ago when Mary and Joseph made the difficult journey to Bethlehem, only to stay overnight in a stable because the innkeeper had burned down the hotel with too many holiday lights.
(more)Pinocchio Found Guilty of Perjury
A state judge today sentenced defense lawyer Boy “Woody” Pinocchio to three nights in jail after the attorney perjured himself during a hearing.
(more)Jesus Opens New Restaurant Chain
A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will “bring people together for all eternity.”
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