Break the News to Me Gently

The latest humor book from Tim Patrick is now available in multiple ebook formats.

2009 was a colorful year like no other with its shift of national economies into record red ink, the rise of America’s first black president, and the drooling passion for ten-foot-tall, blue-skinned 3D aliens. It’s no wonder that headlines like these were ignored by reputable news organizations:

• Tea Party protests in Washington get ugly as milk and lemon factions turn on each other.
• Post Office to change its name to “United States Netflix Delivery Service.”
• Oil rises to $78 per barrel on fears that oil may rise to $80 per barrel.

Stuffed with over 500 essential and frivolous headlines, Break the News to Me Gently will make everyone else in the unemployment line wonder what’s so funny.

To purchase the book now, use one of the following links:

• eBook Format: Purchase at Smashwords.com
• Kindle Format: Purchase at Amazon.com