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Crashed Spam Server Reveals Sexy Nigerian Dentist Viagra Accounts
A computer failure at one of the largest unsolicited bulk email agencies may seriously damage the reputation of the email spam industry.
(more)Taliban Announces Runoff Election to Replace Captured Leaders
The Taliban political movement is currently accepting applications for key Jihadist leadership positions.
(more)All Life on Earth Perished Months Ago Say Climate Change Experts
A new report says that all life on Earth perished in an unprecedented climate change disaster approximately fourteen weeks ago.
(more)Winter Storm Blankets Washington in Three Feet of Pork
A strong winter storm system has dumped more than thirty-three inches of congressional pork on Washington, DC.
(more)Al Qaeda Recalls Thousands of Defective Bombs
In what consumer advocates are calling a victory for suicide bombers everywhere, Al Qaeda announced today the recall of more than 13,000 wearable explosive devices.
(more)California Legalizes Day Marriage
The state of California has passed a measure legalizing the right of couples to marry for 24 hours or less, also known as “day marriage.”
(more)Congress Passes Health Card Reform
Congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial Health Card Reform package.
(more)Congress Raises Taxes on God
Changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard 1040 form and all accompanying schedules.
(more)Heaven Opens New Vacation Resort
In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort.
(more)Pinocchio Found Guilty of Perjury
A state judge today sentenced defense lawyer Boy “Woody” Pinocchio to three nights in jail after the attorney perjured himself during a hearing.
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