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Obama Releases Long-Form Green Card
President Barack Obama held a press conference last week to announce the full release of his long-form green card.
(more)Repair Delays Plague Broken Global Warming Machine
A spate of costly delays has once again pushed back the planned restart date for the ailing global warming machine.
(more)Local Family Raises Debt Ceiling
A Seattle-area family has voted to increase the maximum amount of money it can borrow, also know as its “debt ceiling.”
(more)Blitzen Placed on No-Fly List
Blitzen the Reindeer has been placed on the Transportation Security Administration’s “no-fly” list just days before he was to help guide Santa’s sleigh on its annual Christmas run.
(more)Google Announces Car Key Search Beta
At a press conference held in front of a T. J. Maxx store in San Jose, California, Google announced today a new search tool for lost car keys.
(more)Crews Finally Plug Massive Campbell’s Soup Leak
Crews at the Campbell Soup Company headquarters in Camden, New Jersey, successfully capped a gushing soup well this morning.
(more)America Lists Louisiana on Ebay
Officials from the State Department posted an auction for the State of Louisiana on the popular web site Ebay.
(more)Obama to Invoke Emergency Superhero Powers
President Barack Obama announced today that he would invoke flight, invisibility, and other Executive Superhero Powers over the next three months.
(more)Hell has Hottest Summer on Record
In an alarming trend that has deceased environmentalists shaking their heads in disbelief, a heatwave across Hell has pushed temperatures into record territory.
(more)Humorality Celebrates First Anniversary!
It’s Humorality.com’s first anniversary, time to relive articles from the past twelve months!
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