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America Lists Louisiana on Ebay
Officials from the State Department posted an auction for the State of Louisiana on the popular web site Ebay.
(more)Obama to Invoke Emergency Superhero Powers
President Barack Obama announced today that he would invoke flight, invisibility, and other Executive Superhero Powers over the next three months.
(more)Hell has Hottest Summer on Record
In an alarming trend that has deceased environmentalists shaking their heads in disbelief, a heatwave across Hell has pushed temperatures into record territory.
(more)Federal Regulators Seize Seven Underperforming Senators
In a move meant to stabilize the current unease within the legislative industry, federal regulators seized the assets of seven underperforming senators at the US Capital.
(more)Red-Shirt Deaths on Starship Enterprise Reach 1,000
The USS Enterprise reached a grim milestone today as it announced the death of its 1,000th red-shirted security officer.
(more)States May Limit Third Trimester Cell Phone Contract Terminations
The Supreme Court today issued a ruling in a contentious case that has pro-choice advocates up in arms against their pro-battery-life counterparts.
(more)Obama Administration Adopts New “Opt Out” Immigration Policy
President Obama took some time out from his busy deficit-spending activities to sign an immigration-related executive order.
(more)Census Bureau Releases Corrected Numbers for All 52 States
The Census Bureau released an updated set of population numbers from each of the 52 states, plus the Pretend State of Washington, DC.
(more)Facebook to Build Fence to Protect its National Borders
Facebook announced today its plan to build the world’s largest border fence in an attempt to stem the flow of illegal users into its system.
(more)BP Discovers Massive Oil Field in Gulf Waters
British Petroleum announced this week the discovery of billions of barrels of oil intermixed with the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
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