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Cows Not Treated with rBST Go on Strike
The nation came to a virtual dairy standstill today as millions of mad cows left their barns and stalls in favor of picket lines.
(more)Schools to Lay Off Money-Losing Kids
Many school districts are taking immediate action to reduce their financial red ink by laying off money-losing students.
(more)House Passes Comprehensive Salvation Reform
The House of Representatives voted today to pass a comprehensive salvation reform package know as the “God’s Not So Tough Act of 2010.”
(more)Jobless Rate Rises Unexpectedly to 527 Percent
Numbers issued by the US Labor Department showed a sudden increase in unemployed Americans, rising sharply from 10.1 percent to 526.8 percent.
(more)DMV to Offer Reduced-Cost Lunches to Poor Drivers
The California Department of Motor Vehicles will soon offer lunches to poor drivers at a reduced cost, or in some cases no cost.
(more)Taliban Announces Runoff Election to Replace Captured Leaders
The Taliban political movement is currently accepting applications for key Jihadist leadership positions.
(more)All Life on Earth Perished Months Ago Say Climate Change Experts
A new report says that all life on Earth perished in an unprecedented climate change disaster approximately fourteen weeks ago.
(more)Winter Storm Blankets Washington in Three Feet of Pork
A strong winter storm system has dumped more than thirty-three inches of congressional pork on Washington, DC.
(more)California Legalizes Day Marriage
The state of California has passed a measure legalizing the right of couples to marry for 24 hours or less, also known as “day marriage.”
(more)Congress Passes Health Card Reform
Congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial Health Card Reform package.
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