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California Legalizes Day Marriage
The state of California has passed a measure legalizing the right of couples to marry for 24 hours or less, also known as “day marriage.”
(more)Congress Raises Taxes on God
Changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard 1040 form and all accompanying schedules.
(more)Heaven Opens New Vacation Resort
In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort.
(more)Christmas Lights or Bust!
Christmas is a chance to reflect back on the time long ago when Mary and Joseph made the difficult journey to Bethlehem, only to stay overnight in a stable because the innkeeper had burned down the hotel with too many holiday lights.
(more)Jesus Opens New Restaurant Chain
A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will “bring people together for all eternity.”
(more)Santa Claus Laid Off
The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division president Santa Claus from his regular gift giving and elf management duties.
(more)God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy
God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA.
(more)Church Lotto Jackpot Exceeds $12 Million
There were no winners in last Sunday’s Lotto drawing at Saint Andrew’s Church, so the entire jackpot rolls over into next week. A surge in ticket sales is sure to push the payoff for a single ticket with all six numbers correct to nearly $12.3 million dollars.
(more)Genesis 1 For Atheists
In the beginning nothing created the heavens and the earth. Now the nothing was dark and void; it was really nothing. But then there was something hovering right in the middle of it. How about that!
(more)Outsourcing Prayer
Many congregations, looking for quick and effective solutions to their spiritual communication needs, have found the answer by partnering with the business sector. It’s called “prayer outsourcing,” and it’s quickly becoming the business of choice for entrepreneurs looking for the next big thing.
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