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Hell has Hottest Summer on Record
In an alarming trend that has deceased environmentalists shaking their heads in disbelief, a heatwave across Hell has pushed temperatures into record territory.
(more)Doctors Perform First Successful Faith Transplant
In what is being called both a medical miracle and a miracle miracle, a team of doctors and chaplains has successfully completed the world’s first full-faith transplant.
(more)House Passes Comprehensive Salvation Reform
The House of Representatives voted today to pass a comprehensive salvation reform package know as the “God’s Not So Tough Act of 2010.”
(more)California Legalizes Day Marriage
The state of California has passed a measure legalizing the right of couples to marry for 24 hours or less, also known as “day marriage.”
(more)Congress Raises Taxes on God
Changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard 1040 form and all accompanying schedules.
(more)Heaven Opens New Vacation Resort
In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort.
(more)Christmas Lights or Bust!
Christmas is a chance to reflect back on the time long ago when Mary and Joseph made the difficult journey to Bethlehem, only to stay overnight in a stable because the innkeeper had burned down the hotel with too many holiday lights.
(more)Jesus Opens New Restaurant Chain
A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will “bring people together for all eternity.”
(more)Santa Claus Laid Off
The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division president Santa Claus from his regular gift giving and elf management duties.
(more)God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy
God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA.
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