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Church Lotto Jackpot Exceeds $12 Million

There were no winners in last Sunday’s Lotto drawing at Saint Andrew’s Church, so the entire jackpot rolls over into next week. A surge in ticket sales is sure to push the payoff for a single ticket with all six numbers correct to nearly $12.3 million dollars.

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Genesis 1 For Atheists

In the beginning nothing created the heavens and the earth. Now the nothing was dark and void; it was really nothing. But then there was something hovering right in the middle of it. How about that!

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Outsourcing Prayer

Many congregations, looking for quick and effective solutions to their spiritual communication needs, have found the answer by partnering with the business sector. It’s called “prayer outsourcing,” and it’s quickly becoming the business of choice for entrepreneurs looking for the next big thing.

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God Signs Kyoto Protocol, Goes Green

Mother Nature and her earthly domains rejoiced in a collective “Hallelujah” today as God signed the landmark 1992 protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, the so-called “Kyoto Protocol.”

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Government to Bail Out Churches

In an ominous sign of the toll taken by the ongoing economic slowdown, President Obama today called on Congress to come up with a stimulus package that will allow struggling churches to remain solvent.

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