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Google Announces Car Key Search Beta

At a press conference held in front of a T. J. Maxx store in San Jose, California, Google announced today a new search tool for lost car keys.

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Facebook to Build Fence to Protect its National Borders

Facebook announced today its plan to build the world’s largest border fence in an attempt to stem the flow of illegal users into its system.

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BP Discovers Massive Oil Field in Gulf Waters

British Petroleum announced this week the discovery of billions of barrels of oil intermixed with the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

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Surveillance Cameras Enter Witness Protection Program

The Justice Department is expanding the Federal Witness Protection Program to prevent some cameras from being busted into a million pieces.

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Illuminati Engineer Misplaces Prototype Mind-Control Phone

An engineer for the Illuminati accidentally misplaced his prototype mind-control phone, a monolith-like handheld device that is the next step in the organization’s attempt at controlling the masses.

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Crashed Spam Server Reveals Sexy Nigerian Dentist Viagra Accounts

A computer failure at one of the largest unsolicited bulk email agencies may seriously damage the reputation of the email spam industry.

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I’ve Got a Phone to Pick with You

I was a little apprehensive when my preteen son wanted his own phone. You yourself might be having this same anxiety, and he’s not even your kid!

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All Blogging Is Local

Humorality.com Book Review: The Huffington Post Complete Guide to Blogging, by the Editors of The Huffington Post

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Google to Run IRS

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced today that Google will begin management of the Internal Revenue Service’s tax collection operation starting on January 1.

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God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy

God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA.

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