Quarterly Results
For the quarter "2009 January to March"
Former MS Office Chief Plans Upgrade in Space
Former Microsoft executive Charles Simonyi blasted into orbit today as part of the latest Russian Soyuz space mission, carrying with him a bundle of important software enhancements for the ailing systems on the International Space Station.
(more)Obama Signs Temperature Stimulus Package
In a bitterly cold White House Rose Garden ceremony, President Barack Obama signed the long awaited Temperature Stimulus Package recently passed by both houses of Congress.
(more)Government to Bail Out Churches
In an ominous sign of the toll taken by the ongoing economic slowdown, President Obama today called on Congress to come up with a stimulus package that will allow struggling churches to remain solvent.
(more)My DNA-Linked Inaguration
Take Obama’s height. He towers at six feet one-and-a-half inches, and I am proud to say that I, too, have the advantage of height, thanks to the genes he and I share in common. I myself am five feet ten inches.
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