Quarterly Results
For the quarter "2010 April to June"
Nations to Phase Out Volcanoes by 2025
A gathering of officials from more than fifty nations has given provisional approval to a plan that will eliminate all active volcanoes from the earth within fifteen years.
(more)Cows Not Treated with rBST Go on Strike
The nation came to a virtual dairy standstill today as millions of mad cows left their barns and stalls in favor of picket lines.
(more)Schools to Lay Off Money-Losing Kids
Many school districts are taking immediate action to reduce their financial red ink by laying off money-losing students.
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