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Congress Passes Health Card Reform
Congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial Health Card Reform package.
(more)White House Phone Menu System
Please listen carefully as our menu options and several of our healthcare-related policies have recently changed.
(more)Election Czar Cuts Republican Votes by 90%
Republicans are crying foul at a new executive order issued by President Barack Obama that will reduce each conservative’s vote to one-tenth of its previous level.
(more)Obama Replaces Cabinet with Entertainment Center
In an afternoon press conference in Atlanta, Georgia, President Barack Obama today announced the replacement of his cabinet with a solid-oak entertainment center.
(more)Obama Selects Justice with Experiences
President Obama, whose experience as a member of his high school’s varsity basketball team gave him a unique perspective on the difficulties that “big and tall” members of American society have, announced his replacement for outgoing Supreme Court justice David Souter, a man who, due to his lack of television ownership, can readily sympathize with those who have no interest in either American Idol or Dancing with the Stars.
(more)Former MS Office Chief Plans Upgrade in Space
Former Microsoft executive Charles Simonyi blasted into orbit today as part of the latest Russian Soyuz space mission, carrying with him a bundle of important software enhancements for the ailing systems on the International Space Station.
(more)Obama Signs Temperature Stimulus Package
In a bitterly cold White House Rose Garden ceremony, President Barack Obama signed the long awaited Temperature Stimulus Package recently passed by both houses of Congress.
(more)Government to Bail Out Churches
In an ominous sign of the toll taken by the ongoing economic slowdown, President Obama today called on Congress to come up with a stimulus package that will allow struggling churches to remain solvent.
(more)My DNA-Linked Inaguration
Take Obama’s height. He towers at six feet one-and-a-half inches, and I am proud to say that I, too, have the advantage of height, thanks to the genes he and I share in common. I myself am five feet ten inches.
(more)Bush Wins Again
Although there is still one day to go before the 2008 presidential election, one newspaper has already announced the winner. The Seattle Bugle’s Monday morning above-the-fold headline declares “Bush Wins Third Term.”
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