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America Lists Louisiana on Ebay
Officials from the State Department posted an auction for the State of Louisiana on the popular web site Ebay.
(more)Obama to Invoke Emergency Superhero Powers
President Barack Obama announced today that he would invoke flight, invisibility, and other Executive Superhero Powers over the next three months.
(more)Fed Raises Unemployment Rate by a Quarter Point
The Federal Reserve announced today that it is raising the national unemployment rate by a quarter point.
(more)Jobless Rate Rises Unexpectedly to 527 Percent
Numbers issued by the US Labor Department showed a sudden increase in unemployed Americans, rising sharply from 10.1 percent to 526.8 percent.
(more)Congress Passes Health Card Reform
Congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial Health Card Reform package.
(more)White House Phone Menu System
Please listen carefully as our menu options and several of our healthcare-related policies have recently changed.
(more)Election Czar Cuts Republican Votes by 90%
Republicans are crying foul at a new executive order issued by President Barack Obama that will reduce each conservative’s vote to one-tenth of its previous level.
(more)Obama Replaces Cabinet with Entertainment Center
In an afternoon press conference in Atlanta, Georgia, President Barack Obama today announced the replacement of his cabinet with a solid-oak entertainment center.
(more)Obama Selects Justice with Experiences
President Obama, whose experience as a member of his high school’s varsity basketball team gave him a unique perspective on the difficulties that “big and tall” members of American society have, announced his replacement for outgoing Supreme Court justice David Souter, a man who, due to his lack of television ownership, can readily sympathize with those who have no interest in either American Idol or Dancing with the Stars.
(more)Former MS Office Chief Plans Upgrade in Space
Former Microsoft executive Charles Simonyi blasted into orbit today as part of the latest Russian Soyuz space mission, carrying with him a bundle of important software enhancements for the ailing systems on the International Space Station.
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