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Census Bureau Releases Corrected Numbers for All 52 States
The Census Bureau released an updated set of population numbers from each of the 52 states, plus the Pretend State of Washington, DC.
(more)House Passes Comprehensive Salvation Reform
The House of Representatives voted today to pass a comprehensive salvation reform package know as the “God’s Not So Tough Act of 2010.”
(more)Winter Storm Blankets Washington in Three Feet of Pork
A strong winter storm system has dumped more than thirty-three inches of congressional pork on Washington, DC.
(more)Congress Passes Health Card Reform
Congressional Democrats mobilized late Friday evening to pass a controversial Health Card Reform package.
(more)Congress Raises Taxes on God
Changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard 1040 form and all accompanying schedules.
(more)Cash-for-Clunkers Expands to Include Elderly
The House of Representatives today announced passage of an expanded “Cash for Clunkers” program. The revised legislation allocates an additional $2 billion to the program, and allows cash-strapped households to turn in aging family members for rebates of up to $4,000.
(more)Obama Signs Temperature Stimulus Package
In a bitterly cold White House Rose Garden ceremony, President Barack Obama signed the long awaited Temperature Stimulus Package recently passed by both houses of Congress.
(more)Government to Bail Out Churches
In an ominous sign of the toll taken by the ongoing economic slowdown, President Obama today called on Congress to come up with a stimulus package that will allow struggling churches to remain solvent.
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