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America Lists Louisiana on Ebay
Officials from the State Department posted an auction for the State of Louisiana on the popular web site Ebay.
(more)Obama to Invoke Emergency Superhero Powers
President Barack Obama announced today that he would invoke flight, invisibility, and other Executive Superhero Powers over the next three months.
(more)Fed Raises Unemployment Rate by a Quarter Point
The Federal Reserve announced today that it is raising the national unemployment rate by a quarter point.
(more)Schools to Lay Off Money-Losing Kids
Many school districts are taking immediate action to reduce their financial red ink by laying off money-losing students.
(more)Santa Claus Laid Off
The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division president Santa Claus from his regular gift giving and elf management duties.
(more)Obama Replaces Cabinet with Entertainment Center
In an afternoon press conference in Atlanta, Georgia, President Barack Obama today announced the replacement of his cabinet with a solid-oak entertainment center.
(more)US Solves Credit Crisis, Credit Cards
“Big Debt told us about secret programs that credit card companies and banks don’t want you to know about. We were able to cut 200 billion in credit card debt right off the top. And with easy monthly terms, and an equivalent increase in middle-class taxes, we’ll have the full debt paid off ten years sooner.”
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