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Repair Delays Plague Broken Global Warming Machine
A spate of costly delays has once again pushed back the planned restart date for the ailing global warming machine.
(more)Hell has Hottest Summer on Record
In an alarming trend that has deceased environmentalists shaking their heads in disbelief, a heatwave across Hell has pushed temperatures into record territory.
(more)All Life on Earth Perished Months Ago Say Climate Change Experts
A new report says that all life on Earth perished in an unprecedented climate change disaster approximately fourteen weeks ago.
(more)God Signs Kyoto Protocol, Goes Green
Mother Nature and her earthly domains rejoiced in a collective “Hallelujah” today as God signed the landmark 1992 protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, the so-called “Kyoto Protocol.”
(more)Meltdown Linked to Global Warming
State health officials were called today to a downtown Madison, Wisconsin TCBY yogurt shop in what is being called the latest tragedy in the era of human-induced global warming.
(more)Obama Signs Temperature Stimulus Package
In a bitterly cold White House Rose Garden ceremony, President Barack Obama signed the long awaited Temperature Stimulus Package recently passed by both houses of Congress.
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