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Congress Raises Taxes on God
Changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard 1040 form and all accompanying schedules.
(more)Jesus Opens New Restaurant Chain
A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will “bring people together for all eternity.”
(more)God Sues Researchers for DNA Piracy
God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA.
(more)God Signs Kyoto Protocol, Goes Green
Mother Nature and her earthly domains rejoiced in a collective “Hallelujah” today as God signed the landmark 1992 protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, the so-called “Kyoto Protocol.”
(more)Government to Bail Out Churches
In an ominous sign of the toll taken by the ongoing economic slowdown, President Obama today called on Congress to come up with a stimulus package that will allow struggling churches to remain solvent.
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