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House Passes Comprehensive Salvation Reform

The House of Representatives voted today to pass a comprehensive salvation reform package know as the “God’s Not So Tough Act of 2010.”

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Congress Raises Taxes on God

Changes to the federal tax code will require that God submit a standard 1040 form and all accompanying schedules.

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Heaven Opens New Vacation Resort

In a sign that the world economy might be turning around, Heaven announced today the grand opening of its new vacation resort.

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God Signs Kyoto Protocol, Goes Green

Mother Nature and her earthly domains rejoiced in a collective “Hallelujah” today as God signed the landmark 1992 protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, the so-called “Kyoto Protocol.”

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