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Election Czar Cuts Republican Votes by 90%
Republicans are crying foul at a new executive order issued by President Barack Obama that will reduce each conservative’s vote to one-tenth of its previous level.
(more)Bush Wins Again
Although there is still one day to go before the 2008 presidential election, one newspaper has already announced the winner. The Seattle Bugle’s Monday morning above-the-fold headline declares “Bush Wins Third Term.”
(more)Palin Targets Illegal Votes in Debate
Responding to sentences used by Sarah Palin that were of a complexity normally expected for students at a tenth-grade reading level, Democratic National Committee chairman Howard Dean quipped, “As is typical of Republicans, Governor Palin clearly attempted to violate election laws by targeting underage high school students.”
(more)No Robots for President
Can someone please tell my why the mainstream media and national polling organizations keep focusing on side issues like the War on Terror and the economy instead of on this one question: Which of the two major party candidates is more likely to take complete control of the United States through his own army of flesh-eating robots?
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